Nai mare ghi, ohteh menu bohaat hi pyar kardiyah! 
cutefriend said:
Mystique said:
main suniya tehadye mobile vich GPS wa
te barye kam di shey wa
te tusi dasoo na
cutefriend said:
Mystique said:
nai ji aye changi gal nai na
tehanoooo pata wa na rahwan da
cutefriend said:
Mystique said:
cutefriend said:
Mystique said:
thannnnnnnnnnnnn xxxxx xxxxx alotttt myti jiiiiiiii
in wadddaa phul jiiiii
nai ji nai darya nai
main te sochan diya si ke edye nikye nikye phool bana ke bazar vich veech awan
lolzzz kesa idea .. profit half half ker lan gayen
per kisye nu dasyo na
lolz
cutefriend said:mashallah ji mashallah
kiney sohnye avtr ne
very nice Collection
jazakallah
gr8888 job jiiiiii
SupidGuy said:
The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for a bout 5 minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL:
Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.
~tasha~ said:A blonde police officer stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.
The driver searches around in her handbag but can’t find it. She says to the cop, I must have left it at home officer.
The cop says, Well, do you have any kind of identification? The motorist searches around in her bag again, and finds a mirror.
She looks at it and says to the cop, All I have is this picture of myself. The cop says, Let me see it, then.
So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have even pulled you over. You are free to go.
